• gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay
  • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
  • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
  • it doesn’t make them less straight

(Source: domiiik, via kirschtastic)

kuriboss:

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again

(via poco-loki)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via poco-loki)

Me: That's it.

Me: *rips off shirt*

Me: That fuckin tears it.

Me: *puts on boxing gloves*

Me: We're settling this right now.

Me: *puts on mouth guard*

Me: *steps into the ring*

Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger's fucking eyes are.